Life is amazing, whoop di do!
We’ve got puppies and peppermint-scented shampoo
Life is amazing, tra la la la!
close your eyes and imagine that you’re in my arms
Life is amazing, I’m so happy I’m here
Life is amazing, sing it with me my dear
Life is amazing, life is amazing so shut the f*ck up and stop complaining
‘cause life is amazing

Except we can’t go outside or else ‘rona will bite
and we’re all lonely and horny and watching too much Love Is Blind on Netflix
is it really blind if everyone is good looking?
and the world is too hot because of cow farts
and factory farming makes a hamburger cost less than an apple
we should all be vegans
Einstein was a vegan…he also beat his wife, but

Life is amazing, whoop di do!
We’ve got puppies and peppermint-scented shampoo
Life is amazing, tra la la la!
close your eyes and imagine that you’re in my arms
Life is amazing, I’m so happy I’m here
Life is amazing, sing it with me my dear
Life is amazing, life is amazing so shut the f*ck up and stop complaining
‘cause life is amazing

(it’s so amazing)

Except for butt acne
and senseless deaths caused by poor government leadership
and the military industrial complex
and the prison industrial complex which is essentially slavery
and there’s more content on YouTube than anyone can watch in a lifetime
and realizing my parents aren’t going to be around forever
and filing for unemployment
and wondering if I should freeze my eggs
and I just made a TikTok
oh and parasites- most of us have parasites

Life is amazing, life is amazing
even when it’s not, life is amazing.